Episode List
Here it is, an annotated list of all 114 Taxi episodes. I've done my
best to include guests stars, as well as list memorable quotes and scenes.
Let me know if you find an error,
have a correction, or a suggestion.
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1. Like Father,
Like Daughter |
| original
air date |
9.12.78 |
| summary |
Alex's fare (John Burns)
discovers that you can make free phone calls on the garage payphone.
Alex calls his ex-wife in Brazil, and discovers that his daughter--whom
he hasn't seen in 15 years-- is leaving the following day to study
in Portugal, and will be changing planes in Miami. Alex, Tony, Bobby,
John and Latka take a cab and drive to Miami so that Alex can spend
some time with her. |
| guest
stars |
Cathy Consuelos: Talia Balsum |
| notes |
A scene in which Alex drives
John Burns to his girlfriend's apartment--only to discover that she
has another boyfriend--was cut. |
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2. Blind Date |
| original
air date |
9.26.78 |
| summary |
Alex asks out one of the
operators from Bobby's answering service , and discovers that she
is overweight and sarcastic. Latka finds $2,000 in one of the cabs. |
| guest
stars |
Angela Matusa:
Suzanne Kent |
| notes |
The Taxi theme song was
originally written for this episode. |
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3. The Great Line |
| original
air date |
10.17.78 |
| summary |
John overcomes
his shyness with help from the cabbies, and gets married to the first
girl he asks out. |
| guest
stars |
Suzanne Caruthers: Ellen
Regan
Mr. Caruthers: Dolph Sweet
Mrs. Caruthers: Sheila Rogers |
| notes |
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4. Come As You Aren't |
| original
air date |
10.10.78 |
| summary |
Elaine
invites Alex to a party for art dealers at her apartment, but asks
him to lie about his occupation. |
| guest
stars |
James Broderick: William
Bogert (the man in Elaine's cab)
Paul: Clyde Kusatu
Rita: Andra Akers |
| notes
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5. One-Punch Banta |
| original
air date |
9.19.78 |
| summary |
Tony gets a sparing match
with the middleweight champ (Carlos Navarone), and knocks
the champ to his knees during the match. As a result, Tony gets a
fight with a ranked contender at Madison Square Garden. Carlos comes
to Tony's dressing room before the fight to wish him luck and to thank
him for "that trick in the gym." Tony Refuses to believe
that the champ took a dive during their sparing match (he was having
problems getting opponents because everyone thought him unbeatable).
Tony takes him up on his offer to hit him in the stomach, then gets
upset when he realises that he was used by Carlos . Carlos ends up
giving Tony a combination punch which sends him to the floor. |
| guest
stars |
Carlos Navarone:
Carlos Palomino
Jerry Martin: Allan Arbus (Navarone's manager) |
| notes |
Boxer Carlos
Palomino accidently hit Tony during the fight scene in the dressing
room. Guest star Allan Arbus is better known
as Dr. Sidney Freedman from M*A*S*H. |
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6. Bobby's Acting
Career |
| original
air date |
10.05.78 |
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summary |
Bobby give himself
a deadline, at the end of which he must find an acting job, or he
will quit the business. Alex refuses to return a dog who was abused
by his owner, culminating in a showdown between the owner and the
cabbies in the garage. |
| guest
stars |
dog owner: John Lehne
policeman: Taurean Blacque |
| notes |
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7. High School Reunion |
| original
air date |
10.24.78 |
| summary |
Bobby offers to impersonate
Louie at Louie's twenty-year high school reunion. |
| guest
stars |
Sheila Martin: Arlene Golonka
Stanley Tarses: Pierrino Mascarino
Beverly: Joanna Cassidy (barmaid at Mario's) |
| notes |
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8. Paper Marriage |
| original
air date |
10.31.78 |
| summary |
In order to keep him from
being deported, the cabbies arrange a phony marriage between Latka
and a hooker. A disoriented ex-hippie named Reverend Jim performs
the ceremony. |
| guest
stars |
Reverend Jim: Christopher
Lloyd
Vivian Harow: Rita Taggart (Latka's bride) |
| notes |
Christopher
Lloyd's first episode; he joined the cast of Taxi in the second season. |
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9. Money Troubles |
| original
air date |
11.14.78 |
| summary |
John and Suzanne
are having serious financial trouble, and ask Alex for help. |
| guest
stars |
Suzanne: Ellen
Regan |
| notes |
One of the few
episodes based around John Burns' character. |
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10. A Full House
For Christmas |
| original
air date |
12.12.78 |
| summary |
Louie's brother
Nicky comes visit Louie and his mother for the hollidays, but ends
up gambling with the cabbies in the garage. |
| guest
stars |
Nicky: Richard
Foronjy
carolers: The Benny Powell Singers |
| notes |
Andy Kaufman's alter ego
Tony Clifton was originally cast for the part of Nicky, but, after
protests from the cast about his obnoxious behavior, "Clifton"
(Andy) was fired. Nick at Nite did not broadcast this episode when
they first started running TAXI. |
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11. Sugar Mamma |
| original
air date |
1.16.79 |
| summary |
A rich widow
hires Alex as a chauffeur. |
| guest
stars |
Dee Wilcox:
Ruth Gordon |
| notes |
Guest star Ruth Gordon won
an emmy for her role in this episode. |
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12. Men Are Such
Beasts |
| original
air date |
11.21.78 |
| summary |
Tony finds himself
in a relationship with an extremely possesive woman , and needs the
help of the cabbies to break up with her. Alex aviods hitting a dog
with his cab--and hits a car instead. |
| guest
stars |
Denise: Gail Edwards |
| notes |
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13.
Elaine And The Lame Duck |
| original
air date |
2.13.79 |
| summary |
Elaine dates
a congressman who lacks self-esteem. |
| guest
stars |
Congressman Walter Griswold:
Jeffrey Tambor |
| notes |
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14. Bobby's Big
Break |
| original
air date |
2.15.79 |
| summary |
After landing
a role in a soap opera, Bobby quits his job as a cab driver and rips
up his hack license in front of Louie. |
| guest
stars |
Olivia: Amanda McBroom
Olivia's wheelchair-bound friend: Michele Conaway |
| notes |
Classic scene: Bobby comes
back to the garage after he loses his job on TV. Jeff Conaway's sister
Michele had originally been considered for the role of Olivia. |
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15. Friends |
| original
air date |
1.30.79 |
| summary |
Tony's
goldfish die after he leaves them with Bobby, causing friction in
their relationship. |
| guest
stars |
Dominque: Liz Miller |
| notes |
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16. Louie Sees The
Light |
| original
air date |
2.06.79 |
| summary |
Louie promises
to change his ways if God will get him through an upcoming operation.
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| guest
stars |
nurse: Fay Hauser |
| notes |
classic scene: Bobby trys
to anger the kindler, gentler Louie |
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17. Substitute Father |
| original
air date |
5.15.79 |
| summary |
The cabbies babysit
Elaine's son, and cheer him on when he competes in his school's spelling
bee. |
| guest
stars |
Jason Nardo: Michael Hershewe
Marilu Hartman: Suzanne Carney (spelling bee contestant) |
| notes |
Suzanne Carney is Marilu
Henner's niece. |
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18. Mama Gravas |
| original
air date |
2.27.79 |
| summary |
Latka's
Mother comes to visit him, and takes a liking to Alex. |
| guest
stars |
Greta Gravas: Susan Kellerman |
| notes |
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19. Alex Tastes
Death And Finds A Nice Restaurant |
| original
air date |
3.06.79 |
| summary |
Alex gets shot
by a mugger, quits his job, and becomes a waiter in an expensive restaurant. |
| guest
stars |
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| notes |
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20. Hollywood Calling |
| original
air date |
5.08.79 |
| summary |
A Hollywood
film company wants to make a movie about cab drivers, and hangs around
the Sunshine Cab Company looking for interesting story ideas. |
| guest
stars |
Roger Chapman: Martin Mull |
| notes |
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21.
Memories of 804, Part One |
| original
air date |
11.28.78 |
| summary |
John has an
accident in cab 804, and as the cabbies wait for the cab to come back
to the garage, they reminisce about memorable experiences they had
in the cab. [Alex picked up John in 804; Bobby got held up; Tony saved
a man from jumping off the Queensboro Bridge; Louie won an $800 bet
with a rich kid] |
| guest
stars |
robber: Scoey Mitchill
rich kid: Chris Barnes
rich kid's father: Rod Browning
man on bridge: Ed Weinberger |
| notes |
Some of the first scenes
ever filmed for Taxi (Tony on the Queensboro bridge, for example)
were used in this episode. |
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22. Memories of
Cab 804, Part Two |
| original
air date |
12.05.78 |
| summary |
As Latka tries
to repair it, the cabbies continue to discuss their memorable moments
in cab 804. [Alex delivers a baby; Elaine takes a man to an art auction] |
| guest
stars |
pregnant woman: Regie Baff
pregnant woman's boyfriend: Mandy Patinkin
Mike Beldon: Tom Selleck |
| notes |
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23. Honor Thy Father |
| original
air date |
9.18.79 |
| summary |
Alex seems unconcerned
when he learns that his father is in the hospital following a heart
attack. |
| guest
stars |
Joe Reiger: Jack Gillford
Chalotte Reiger: Joan Hackett |
| notes |
The hospital scene actually
happened to executive producer James L. Brooks. |
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24. The Reluctant
Fighter |
| original
air date |
10.09.79 |
| summary |
Tony is pitted
against a fighter who has dedicated the fight to a handicapped child. |
| guest
stars |
Brian: Mark
Anthony Danza |
| notes |
Mark Anthony Danza is Tony
Danza's real life son. |
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25. Louie And The
Nice Girl |
| original
air date |
9.11.79 |
| summary |
Louie goes out
with Zena. |
| guest
stars |
Zena: Rhea Perlman |
| notes |
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26. Wherefore Art
Thou, Bobby? |
| original
air date |
10.21.79 |
| summary |
Bobby becomes
disolutioned when he helps a friend with his acting, and the friend
lands an off-broadway role. |
| guest
stars |
Steve Jensen: Michael Horton
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| notes |
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27. Reverend Jim:
A Space Odyssey |
| original
air date |
9.25.79 |
| summary |
The cabbies
decide to get Jim a job--driving a cab. |
| guest
stars |
Reverend Jim Ignatowski:
Christopher Lloyd |
| notes |
classic scene: "What
does a yellow light mean?" |
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28. Nardo Loses
Her Marbles |
| original
air date |
10.02.79 |
| summary |
The stress of
a family and two jobs takes its toll on Elaine. |
| guest
stars |
Dr. Bernard Collins: Tom
Ewell |
| notes |
Elaine's red-and-white striped
dress came from Marilu Henner's own wardrobe. |
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29. A Woman Among
Friends |
| original
air date |
10.30.79 |
| summary |
Tony and Bobby
fight over--and both end up dating--the same woman. |
| guest
stars |
Janet: Constance Forslund |
| notes |
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30. The Lighter
Side of Angela Matusa |
| original
air date |
10.23.79 |
| summary |
A thinner and
happier Angela Matusa comes back into Alex's life, looking for romance. |
| guest
stars |
Angela Matusa: Suzanne Kent
Wayne Hubbard: Phil Rubenstein |
| notes |
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31. The Great Race |
| original
air date |
11.06.79 |
| summary |
Alex and Louie
compete to see who can book the most money in one shift. |
| guest
stars |
Asian businessman: James
Hong |
| notes |
Glenn Gordon Caron, who
wrote this episode, went on to create Moonlighting. |
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32. The Apartment |
| original
air date |
11.13.79 |
| summary |
Latka moves
into a $3,000/month apartment for one month. |
| guest
stars |
Inga: Nancy Steen (the
maid)
angry partygoer: Dick Butkus |
| notes |
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33. Elaine's Secret
Admirer |
| original
air date |
12.04.79 |
| summary |
Elaine becomes
curious after someone in the garage sends her several poems. |
| guest
stars |
Don Reavy: Michael DeLano |
| notes |
classic scene: Jim builds
a castle out of his van in Elaine's apartment |
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34. Alex's Romance |
| original
air date |
11.20.79 |
| summary |
Alex tries to
console an unemployed actress, and ends up dating her. |
| guest
stars |
Joyce Rogers: Dee Wallace |
| notes |
Alex's closet
door in this episode strangely becomes his front door in future episodes.
Dee Wallace (aka Dee Wallace Stone) is beter known as the mother in
E.T. |
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34. Latka's Revolting |
| original
air date |
11.20.79 |
| summary |
Latka makes
plans to return to his homeland to fight in the revolution taking
place there. |
| guest
stars |
Baschi: Lenny
Baker
Tommy: T.J. Castronova |
| notes |
Judd Hirsh does the voice
of the radio newscaster. |
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36. Louie Meets
The Folks |
| original
air date |
12.11.79 |
| summary |
Louie brings
Alex to a dinner with Zena's parents. |
| guest
stars |
Zena Sherman: Rhea Perlman
Rev. Nathan Sherman: John C. Becher
Beth Sherman: Camila Ashland |
| notes |
Camila Ashland also played
Drusilla Dimeglio, the high-school teacher on whom Carla Tortelli
tried to get revenge in episode #68 (The Belles Of St. Clete's) of
Cheers. |
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37. Tony And Brian |
| original
air date |
1.08.80 |
| summary |
Tony wants to
adopt a boy who would rather live with a wealthy couple. |
| guest
stars |
Brian Sims: Marc Anthony
Danza
John Brennan: Michael Fairman
Mrs. Brennan: Barbara Stuart
Tommy: Shane Butterworth (the Brennan's newphew) |
| notes |
Brian is the same boy who
appeared in episode #24. |
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38. Jim Gets A Pet |
| original
air date |
12.18.79 |
| summary |
Jim bets on
a longshot at the racetrack and wins. He uses the money he's won to
buy the horse he bet on, and renames him Gary. Jim lets Gary live
in his apartment. The cabbies, meanwhile, try to convince him that
a New York apartment is not the ideal place for a racehorse to live. |
| guest
stars |
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| notes |
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39.What Price, Bobby? |
| original
air date |
1.22.80 |
| summary |
Bobby gets an
agent and a lover, only to discover that he can't have one without
the other. |
| guest
stars |
Nora Chandliss: Susan Sullivan
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| notes |
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40.
Guess Who's Coming For Brevnish? |
| original
air date |
1.15.80 |
| summary |
Latka meets
a woman from his homeland. |
| guest
stars |
Simka Dahblitz: Carol Kane
|
| notes |
classic line: "How
does a mountain girl make love? Like an Angel."
Marilu Henner and Jeff Conaway sing the version of "Summer Love" played
on the jukebox at Mario's. |
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41. Shut It Down,
Part One |
| original
air date |
1.29.80 |
| summary |
Upset with the
rundown condition of the cabs, the cabbies elect Elaine as their Shop
Steward. After she has a brief but futile talk with MacKensie, the
cabbies go on strike. Elaine then negotiates with Louie, who agrees
to give in to all their demands...if Elaine will go on "one date
to save cabbies' lives." |
| guest
stars |
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| notes |
classic line: "At some
time during the evening, within the hearing of at least two other
people, you must call me 'Stallion'." |
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42. Shut It Down,
Part Two |
| original
air date |
2.05.80 |
| summary |
Elaine carries
out her agreement with Louie: go on a date with him to end the strike.
|
| guest
stars |
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| notes |
classic scene: Louie asks
Elaine for a goodnight kiss |
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43. Fantasy Borough,
Part One |
| original
air date |
5.06.80 |
| summary |
After Herve
Villechaize (from "Fantasy Island") leaves some pictures
in Tony's cab, the cabbies discuss their personal fantasies. [Tony
gets invited to a conference; Latka is a dispatcher; Bobby is a rock
star; Jim meets UFOs] |
| guest
stars |
himself: Eric Sevareid
himself: Herve Villechaize |
| notes |
The song
Bobby sings in his fantasy ("City Boy") is from Jeff Conaway's 1979
debut album Jeff Conaway (Columbia records). |
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44. Fantasy Borough,
Part Two |
| original
air date |
5.13.80 |
| summary |
The cabbies
continue discussing their fantasies. [Louie is rich and powerful;
Alex meets a beautiful woman; Elaine turns the garage into a Broadway
show. |
| guest
stars |
Tawny: Priscilla Barnes
(Alex's niece)
himself: Lassie |
| notes |
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45. Art Work |
| original
air date |
3.04.80 |
| summary |
Elaine convinces
the cabbies (and Louie) to pool their money to buy a painting at an
auction. |
| guest
stars |
|
| notes |
The actors were given their
choice of which painting they wanted to use for the ending sequence
in the garage. |
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46. Alex Jumps Out
Of An Airplane |
| original
air date |
2.26.80 |
| summary |
Alex survives
a daring ski jump, and begins taking other risks he never would have
taken before--including jumping out of a plane. |
| guest
stars |
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| notes |
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47. Louie's Rival |
| original
air date |
11.19.80 |
| summary |
Louie becomes
despondant when he learns that Zena has fallen for a bartender at
Mario's. |
| guest
stars |
Dwight: Richard Minchenberg |
| notes |
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48. Fathers Of The
Bride |
| original
air date |
12.03.80 |
| summary |
Alex and Elaine
show up uninvited at Alex's daughter's wedding. |
| guest
stars |
Phyllis: Louise Lasser
Cathy Consuelos: Talia Balsam |
| notes |
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49. Going Home |
| original
air date |
12.17.80 |
| summary |
A private investigator
tracks down Jim, and delivers a letter from Jim's father, inviting
Jim home. |
| guest
stars |
Jim's father: Victor Buono
Tom Caldwell: Walter Olkewicz
Lila Caldwell: Barbara Deutsch |
| notes |
We learn Jim's real last
name in this episode. |
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50. Elaine's Strange
Triangle |
| original
air date |
12.10.80 |
| summary |
Elaine begins
dating a man who would rather go out with Tony. |
| guest
stars |
Kirk: John David Carson
Kenny: Michael Pritchard (Alex's dance partner) |
| notes |
classic scene: Alex in a
gay bar |
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51. Bobby's Roommate |
| original
air date |
4.09.81 |
| summary |
Elaine moves
into Bobby's apartment while he is in a road show. Alex becomes concerned
when Bobby comes home early, and both Bobby and Elaine share the apartment. |
| guest
stars |
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| notes |
There is no mention of where
Elaine's two kids are, or why they are not living with her. |
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52. Tony's Sister
And Jim |
| original
air date |
11.26.80 |
| summary |
Tony sets up
his sister with Alex, but she ends up with Jim. |
| guest
stars |
Monica Banta Douglas: Julie
Kavner |
| notes |
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53. Call Of The
Mild |
| original
air date |
1.21.81 |
| summary |
Alex, Tony,
Bobby, and Jim plan to spend a week in an isolated mountain cabin. |
| guest
stars |
mountain guide: Harvey Vernon
|
| notes |
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54. Thy Boss's Wife |
| original
air date |
2.12.81 |
| summary |
In an effort
to make her husband jealous, Mrs. MacKensie invites Louie to her apartment. |
| guest
stars |
Mrs. MacKensie: Eileen Brenan
Mr. MacKensie: Stephen Elliott |
| notes |
Though he is talked about
in many episodes, this is the only episode in which we see Mr. MacKensie. |
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55. Latka's Cookies |
| original
air date |
2.05.81 |
| summary |
The cabbies
can't seem to get enough of Latka's cookies. |
| guest
stars |
himself: Famous Amos |
| notes |
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56. The Ten-Percent
Solution |
| original
air date |
1.07.81 |
| summary |
Bobby is convinced
that Tony has a future as an actor, and agrees to be his manager.
Louie has roach problems in his cage. |
|
guest
stars |
Jerry Lowell: Ed Weinberger
(a movie producer at Tony's audition) |
| notes |
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57. Zen And The
Art Of Cab Driving |
| original
air date |
3.19.81 |
| summary |
Jim vows to be the the best
cab driver he can be. |
| guest
stars |
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| notes |
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58. Elaine's Old Friend |
| original
air date |
2.26.81 |
| summary |
Alex agrees
to pretend to be Elaine's lover to impress an old friend of Elaine's. |
| guest
stars |
Mary Parker:
Martha Smith
Michael: John Considine
drunk pilot: John Yates |
| notes |
We learn Elaine's maiden
name (O'Connor) in this episode. |
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59. The Costume
Party |
| original
air date |
2.19.81 |
| summary |
After one of
them finds an invitation in his cab, the cabbies decide to crash a
high society costume party. |
| guest
stars |
Gus Bates: Hector
Britt |
| notes |
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60. Out Of Commission |
| original
air date |
3.12.81 |
| summary |
After his boxing
license is revoked, Tony will do anything to get back in the ring
again. |
| guest
stars |
Dr. Webster:
Al Ruscio |
| notes
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61. Bobby And The
Critic |
| original
air date |
4.30.81 |
| summary |
Bobby's one-man
play is attended by a critic whom Bobby insulted by mail. |
| guest
stars |
John Bowman:
John Harkins |
| notes |
Bobby's
play is called "Charles Darwin Tonight." |
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62. Louie's Mother |
| original
air date |
3.26.81 |
| summary |
After one of
their many fights, Louie's mother moves out of their apartment and
into a rest home. Louie misses her, and begs her to come home. |
| guest
stars |
Gabriella De
Palma: Julia DeVito |
| notes |
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63. Louie Bumps
Into An Old Lady |
| original
air date |
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